But people do buy them, and then they have questions.
Some hydrangeas bloom on old wood, so you should cut them back right after they've bloomed in the summer and then leave them be until spring. But spring comes and they are so slow to leaf out, that anxious gardeners sometimes cut them back, thinking they are dead and then wonder why they have no blooms.
And sometimes, even though the hydrangea might bloom on old wood, it dies back anyway to the ground, and so the gardener has no chance of blooms, regardless of when they pruned.
With me so far?
Then one day, someone discovered a hyrangea that also blooms on new wood. So now we have a hydrangea that can be cut back in the spring or die back in the winter, and you still have blooms in the summer. I've got some of those, the infamous 'Endless Summer' hydrangeas, pictured above, blooming on new wood.
It's good these hydrangeas bloom on new wood because they always die back to the ground over the winter in my garden.
As if that isn't enough to keep straight, you can change the color of some hydrangea flowers from pink to blue or blue to pink by lowering or raising the soil pH. The lower the pH, the more acidic the soil is and the more blue the flowers will be. You can see that I have alkaline, high pH, soil. Who needs a soil test kit when you have hydrangeas in the garden?
It's no wonder that my co-workers ask me questions about their hydrangeas.
Today, I had two people ask me about hydrangeas.
The second person said she had one big branch growing on her hydrangea but the rest was real low to the ground and it wasn't blooming. She thought it was a variety called 'Angel Eyes'. I said I thought that was odd, and she might prune it to shape it up a bit, but be careful because by now, whether it blooms on old wood or new wood there should be flower buds.
Later in the day, since she was working at home, she took a picture of her hydrangea and sent it to me.
Once I saw it, I immediately was able to diagnosis her problem more precisely and called with my advice.
Do you see her problem?
I've marked the photograph so you won't miss it.
Her big long 'branch' is no hydrangea, it's a weedy ol' mulberry tree!
Go ahead and laugh, I did.
As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. I don't know how gardeners answer questions on radio talk-shows, like Layanee does in Rhode Island, when people are only able to describe their problems and not show a picture.
My co-worker described her problem as "I have one big branch and the rest are small", not as "I've got a gigantic weedy tree growing on top of my hydrangea".
In her defense she pointed out how much alike mulberry and hydrangea leaves are. Yes, of course, they are both green.
My advice to her was to dig out the tree and the tiny, struggling hydrangea, separate the two, throw the tree out, and then pot up the hydrangea and put it on her patio where she can keep it well watered.
Then I looked up 'Angel Eyes' on the Internet and saw that it is generally only hardy to Zone 6. Uh-oh. She's in Zone 5a. Her best bet now, in my opinion, is to grow the hydrangea in the pot year around and put it in the garage in the winter time. Or give it very good protection in the winter time, and expect it will die back to the ground each year.
I am posting the pictures, not to make fun of my co-worker who knows I am posting about her hydrangea, but to let others know how they should solve this problem, should they encounter it in their own garden.
(Disclaimers... I am no hydrangea expert so if you came here looking for advice on hydrangeas, the only advice I'm giving is that well-established weedy trees like mulberry are best dug out of the ground to get rid of them. If you just try to prune them to the ground, they'll grow right back.)