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Monday, August 04, 2008

I Have Grown The World's Ugliest Tomato

Plants grow themselves, compost happens and then inspiration strikes in a garden.

I was full of the lazy gardener’s lament this evening, thinking about all the weeding, harvesting, pruning and deadheading I haven't done like I should.

Some of it is my fault, some of it isn’t my fault.

After all, I can’t harvest tomatoes if they aren’t ripe, can I?

But I do blame myself for waiting at least six weeks after it was ‘done’ to harvest the second batch of compost from my compost tumbler.

I know I haven’t mulched enough this year, another lament, and so I was thrilled to finally harvest two tubtrugs full of compost this evening, which I promptly spread on some nearby marigolds and zinnias.

Those marigolds and zinnias are bravely growing where some ratty ol’ Forsythia used to be, in some poor, tired dirt, so they deserved the compost more than other flowers.
They are proof that plants grows themselves, with not much of a helping hand from the gardener, other than I cleared that bed and sowed the seeds.

Aren't those nice straight rows? I really do need to concentrate on planting more randomly or at least in curves.

The weeds have no problems growing randomly all over the place, all by themselves. They are a little too ‘successful’ this year, and I’ve got some catching up to do to get ‘em before they set seed.

Thanks to reader Lisa Blair of A Shower Fresh Garden, I believe my mystery weed is False Daisy, Eclipta prostrata. Bad weed. I pulled more of it with a vengeance this evening, with a renewed sense of who the enemy is. It's False Daisy! It's an annual weed around here, so I don’t want to let it set seed!

And thank goodness it doesn’t appear to be edible like purslane, so I feel no guilt about pulling it out and throwing it on the compost pile. Not that I feel guilty about throwing out the purslane…

So with all the weeds and the overflowing compost bins, it was easy to fill the tumbler up again with a good mix of brown and green garden waste and then give it a couple of fast spins. I’m marking my calendar hoping to have another batch of compost in early September.

But before early September, I will surely harvest a nice ripe tomato, too. A nice one. Not one like this.I declare this to be the World’s Ugliest Tomato.

And it is the only one turning red in my garden so far. Can you believe that? I’ve been waiting all this extra time for the first big, ripe tomato, and it looks like it is going to be this ugly one.

So in keeping with my goal of winning any tomato contest I have, I’m issuing a challenge to all garden bloggers to show us your ugliest tomato. The only rules are it has to be ripe AND you have to eat it.

So don’t show me a bunch of tomatoes with blossom end rot or anything like that. Post a picture of your best, ugliest, edible tomato. Go ahead, but I know mine is the ugliest! And all decisions of the judges are final!

26 comments:

inadvertentgardener said...

Noooooo!!!! I'm dying to see it. Just dying! Make sure to Tweet when the photo's actually up there...must...see...

ChrisND said...

You beat everyone to that last sentence :-) Maybe it requires an age restriction because it's too shocking?

inadvertentgardener said...

Wow. WOW!

That is uglier than any tomato I've ever grown. And since I'm not able to grow my own this year, I can't participate, but if you need any help with the judging, let me know.

I might just let you win. ;-)

Eve said...

LOL.. I have had tomatoes much uglier than that. That one doesn't have extensions. But the great thing is, they all taste good. So I don't care what they look like. I don't sell em...I eat em. : )

I don't have any ready right now. My tomatoes are in the freezer from my first harvest They were ready to eat in June and early July.. I have my fall tomaotes in now.

Anna said...

No, I've never seen an uglier one. If I do, I'll surely post it so I can win. This post is so witty and fun to read. I like that you gave your coneflowers a good dose of composted soil cause they were in ratty soil. Who of us hasn't done that. We plant something and mentally remember to go back and be better to it when we have time or compost.

Aunt Debbi/kurts mom said...

Wow, I would like to see parents of that beauty.

Kitt said...

If it tastes good, just call it Ugly Duckling!

I have a pretty scary-looking tomato (third one down here), but it's not ripe yet. I'll keep you apprised.

Kathy said...

I picked my first three ripe tomatoes the other day, but they weren't ugly. I guess you win this one too, at least in the family.
Kathy, the older sister

Sherry at the Zoo said...

Carol,

That tomatoe looks like it was visited by mutant aliens who contaminated it....are you SURE it's edible? We have had LOTS of tomatos, AND NO, we didn't ripen all of them on the windowsill, just some of them....

Kathy's right. You win this one.

The youngest sister

Susy said...

I really like the wrinkled tomatoes, I think they're neat. My grocery store sells them for a lot more than regular tomatoes.

I just picked my first ripe tomato on Sunday.

Robin Wedewer said...

That's pretty ugly, Carol. In fact, it's WAY ugly. I might just have a contender though.

Can an ugly tomato break a camera?

Robin
Gardening Examiner

mss @ Zanthan Gardens said...

It's ugly, but...I think YouGrowGirl's reply via Twitter provides stiff competition.

Dee/reddirtramblings said...

Truly ugly. You should be so proud. :) ~~Dee

Kristy "Greenthumb" Guthrie said...

I don't know, Carol. My 'Pink Caspian' heirloom tomatoe plant is growing some pretty ugly tomatoes. They aren't close to ripe yet (that's what I get for moving at the end of May), but when it is, I'll post about it and send you the link.

Cindy, MCOK said...

I have no tomatoes so by definition, yours is uglier than any of mine! I like Sherry's description of it. Perhaps an alien bunny took revenge upon you for spooning his earthly compatriots?

compostings said...

I am an expert on ugly and that thing is, indeed, ugly.

I may have an uglier one brewing, but I doubt it. It's a purple cherokee and it's beginning to take on the look of Ernest Borgnine.

patientgardener said...

I think its lovely and completely original- you wouldnt find anything like that in the supermarkets, thats the beuty of growing your own.

Mr. McGregor's Daughter said...

I can't tell you what I think it looks like, as I don't want to offend. It is, as some people might describe it, b--- ugly.

Frances, said...

Quite ugly Carol. You win hands down. Around here the heirlooms looks like that. Black Krim and Cherokee Purple are never nice, pretty round beauties, but misshapen wads of deliciousness. Looks like you will be having your prodigal tomato soon, I would have picked it to ripen on the windowsill so the birds don't get it. ;->

Lisa at Greenbow said...

I agree that your tomato is U G L Y
but I bet it is delicious. Wish I could find some tomatoes in the compost that were ugly, only acorn squash there.

I love round beds. So I am sure if you eased into curves in your beds you would fall in love with circles. :)

Joanne said...

I have twelve tomato plants, and your ugly tomato puts mine to shame. Yours wins the ugly contest, hands down, slicing it, adding mayo and salt, and relishing every delicious bite! They're the best of summer ...

Gail said...

Well they are selling ugly tomatoes for $4.99 a pound at Whole Foods! I'm thinking you can make some money on this one!

Gail

lafever said...

That is ugly-can't say I have grown an uglier one. You should have an ugliest tomato contest.

Entangled said...

Carol, I think yours wins, but I have some pretty ugly tomatoes. I feel much better after seeing yours ;-)

Anonymous said...

Sorry you are not having a good tomatoe year. Some years are like that. We ar getting quite a few but plants seem to be struggling. I made salsa today. Wish I could share some with you.
Saw purslane on Oprah yesterday. Dr. Oz says it is a great source of omega oils. Oprah ate it and loved the flavor and ate it on a salad.Susie

Carol said...

I've posted an update on the World's Ugliest Tomato. It only gets uglier, in my humble opinion!

Carol, May Dreams Gardens