This is an APB (All Points Bulletin) for Missing Crocuses.
The crocuses have not been seen since last spring and are now past due in the garden.
Generally just a few inches tall, they were last seen along the front walk, in the nearby lawn, and around the trees approximately one year ago. Colors of blooms include dark purple, light purple, white, and yellow.
Evidence that they are due to return, in the form of a few small leaves poking up through the mulch, has been sighted, recorded, photographed, and inspected.
Should you see any crocus blooms, please approach slowly and with caution in case any brave bees are buzzing around them, as can happen in the spring. Also be aware of gardeners in the nearby vicinity who may pounce on them with cameras and garden journals, should any show up.
Repeat, this is an APB for missing crocuses. All patrols please be on alert. Pictures to help identify the missing crocuses include:
Most recent sprouts (from a week ago):
An actual crocus blooming a year ago on February 9, 2008.
If we don’t see crocuses soon, we may have to broaden our search for Spring in general.