Dr. Hortfreud, Hortense Hoelove, the garden fairies and I all meet at the same time.
I sort of forced the meeting, knowing it would be a risky encounter, if it even took place at all. I didn't know if Dr. Hortfreud knew Hortense or if the garden fairies would actually show up, even if I implored them to do so.
But none the less, there we all were meeting together and debating over a retrospective post for 2009.
Should it be based on my favorite posts? Dr. Hortfreud felt that was a bit self-centered and suggested it be based on what appeared to be the readers’ favorite posts. Hortense offered that the posts she wrote were best and should be the only ones listed. But that didn’t sit too well with the garden fairies, who felt like their posts should get top billing.
Oh my, this meeting was not going well! I, the self-appointed president of the Society for the Preservation and Propagation of Old-Time Gardening Wisdom, Lore, and Superstition (SPPOTGWLS or “the Society”), and a member in good standing of the Society of Gardeners Aged Fifty and Over (SGAFO) am used to meetings that get loud and rambunctious, but this meeting was beyond even some of those!
Finally, I took control of the meeting and told them all to pick just one favorite of the posts they wrote, and I would include them on the list and then do my own picking to finish it off.
Dr. Hortfreud chose her first post to include on the list which annoyed Hortense, who wanted to do the same but felt like it would be too "copy cat" to do that. After recovering from her little snit, she decided to go with a post in which she answers questions about flowers. Dr. Hortfreud and Hortense are quite alike in many regards, both dispensing advice, but each does so in her own way.
The garden fairies wanted to go back further than 2009, arguing that I should allow posts from the entire decade, so I picked one for them about a tiny mint flower. In choosing for them, I realized that those lazy garden fairies had only written two guest posts in all of 2009, the other one being about my new camera. They need to do way more than that in 2010!
Then I looked through all the blog posts from 2009 and began to pick some of my favorites…
Embrace Vegetable Gardens for a Happier Life and a related post Bountiful Bunny Helps a Gardener
The Theory of Hortonnection about how all gardeners are connected in some way.
Everything I Learned About Touring Gardens, I Learned at Montrose because it will always remind me of my first Garden Writer’s Association symposium.
A Gardener’s Guide to Quantities and the related posts on time and distance.
The Letters to Gardening Friends, that I wrote all through the vegetable gardening season…
At this point, Dr. Hortfreud tapped me on the shoulder and suggested that I was missing the point about a blog retrospective for the end of the year. She said it wasn’t really about the posts, wonderful as I thought they were, and that it was unlikely that many people would click through to actually read them.
She said it should really be about how having the blog introduced me to many wonderful gardeners near and far, and opened up some other opportunities throughout the year that might never have come my way without the blog.
And of course, she was right.
Happy New Year to all!