Thursday, January 10, 2013
Garden fairies are appalled
We are garden fairies and we are appalled.
We cannot believe that there have been no new posts on this blog since Sunday. Honestly, we garden fairies watched and waited and nothing happened, so here we are, once again, doing the heavy lifting to show that there is someone who cares about what gets posted here.
We garden fairies are also appalled about how Carol started a story in a post called All Aboard and never finished it, leaving readers wondering what happened to Violet Greenpea Maydreams. Well, we know what happened to her but we are not of a mind to tell readers. We think Carol should be doing that.
We are also appalled at all those people, personas, characters, whatever and whoever they are, who are listed on the Who's Who page of this blog. Some, in fact most of them, could do more around here to pull their weight like we garden fairies do. We have never worked so hard in all our lives.
But we are garden fairies, we will not complain and go on and on like some we know would and no we are not going to name names like Hortense Hoelove. No, that is most assuredly, absolutely, unequivocally not our style. We are more of the "live and let live", "garden and let garden" type. We'll just mind our business and steal your garden gloves or move your tulips when you aren't looking.
We have wondered where Carol has been and what she has been doing that is so gosh darn diddley-do important that she can't write a simple post on this blog. To figure it out, we've been spying on her, but not in any evil, intrusive way, more in a curious "what is she up to" kind of way and you will never believe it. Oh, where to begin?
Well, we will begin again another day. Right now it is late and we are garden fairies. Time to party on.
Violet Sweetpea Maydreams, chief scribe for the garden fairies at May Dreams Gardens, who is obviously okay after disappearing from the train, but it is still a good story to hear about what happened to her and how she was rescued.
P.S. No, those tulips are not blooming now. It's just nice to have some pretty pictures on a blog post. We are garden fairies.