Of course, I immediately began the "I ran into a spider web today" dance which as you know involves all kinds of hand motions.
I'm sure this grasshopper wondered what was going on, especially after I recovered and pointed my smartphone at him and took his picture.
Have you ever noticed how little kids balk these days whenever someone points a smartphone at them to take yet another picture?
Anyway, I ran into a spider web today!
Of course, I'm fine. The spider web, on the other hand, was demolished.
No matter. I assume Mrs. Spider will build another web tonight, one that is even better than the one I ran into. After all, she has to catch dinner for herself and her spider babies.
I could have used "I ran into a spider web today" as a reason not to post on this blog. Or I could have used it as an excuse to let those garden fairies write a post about my little "I ran into a spider web today" dance.
But instead, I took responsibility to provide this update all by myself. No garden fairies were involved.
I'm just thankful the garden fairies don't have their own cameras because I ran into a spider web today and then did the "I ran into a spider web dance", which as you know, involves lots of hand motions.
I promise I will have a better update tomorrow. After all, "I ran into a spider web today" isn't much of an update, is it?